The Chocolate 'Surprise'

You know how there are some things that just shouldn't be done? Well, the atrocity you're about to witness is one of them. And, boy, oh, boy, is it a dozy.

The Red-Hot Chili Pepper of My Daydreams

Mm, Colin Morgan. Just so yummy...

Monsieur Alfredo and I: A Complicated Relationship

It looks so innocent, doesn't it? Harmless, even. But, alas, this nature had no part in my experience with this venerable pasta this day. It was not to be... 

Refined Sugar

Adele's "Turning Tables"

A Spoonful of Cobra

Cobra Starship's "You Make Me Feel..."

A Wittle Piece of Cosmic Pie

I love this song!

(FYI: It's called "Cosmic Love" by Florence + The Machine. Just letting you know.)

A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes

I screamed aloud, as it tore through them, and now it's left me

blind

The stars, the moon, they have all been blow out

You left me in the dark

No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight

In the shadow of your heart

Humble Pie

You know those people who always endeavor to tilt everything in their favor, spin everything their way? Yeah, me too. Irritating, aren’t they?

Anyways... 

By and by, it all comes down to this one little truism: at the end of the day, a girl can only take so much.

Book Lung

(plural book lungs)
n
breathing organ in spiders: the breathing organ in spiders and other arachnids, with membranous tissue arranged in folds that resemble the leaves of a book 

Encarta ® World English Dictionary 

Updated --- 09.13.2011