You know how there are some things that just shouldn't be done? Well, the atrocity you're about to witness is one of them. And, boy, oh, boy, is it a dozy.
No, no. I won't tell you what it is. You'll have to figure that out for yourself. I will say that it has something to do with Christmas...and chocolate.
Good Lawd. I know I shouldn't laugh. I do. I...just...can't...help it.
But, seriously, now. Tell me. Is that not the most tragically humorous thing you've ever seen? (Honesty's the best policy, minions. You can count on that.)
Updated --- 09.22.2011