Monday, November 30, 2009
Thanksgiving is such a waste. It's not even really about being thankful for anything. Well, maybe Turkey. And Pilgrim figurines. But that's about it. Really, when you think about it, it's just a good excuse to get out of school. Yay, the Indians helped the Puritans bring down a wrinkly old bird. It was already having a bad hair - feather? - day. Did they really have to kill it? And to think, Good Old Franklin actually considered making the turkey our national symbol. Ick.